The Rules of the Bus go round and round...

Please find below details of the bus for Warriors v Chiefs:
1) Be on time, the bus leaves from Waxy's next to Queen Street station at 5:45pm sharp and leaves Ayr at 10pm promptly. You are responsible for getting yourself on to the bus on time.
2) All children under the age of 16 must be accompanied by a parent or guardian. Your sprog (child) is your own responsibility, if you leave said child unattended we will feed them skittles and espressos and give them a free puppy.
3) If you can not behave convincingly sober you are not getting on the bus.
4) No hot food, no alcohol, no nudity!
5) If you you bring any strays home, you are responsible for them and their fare.
6) Clean up after yourself: there is no maid service.
7) Be polite to the driver.
8) We will respect the opposition, even after we beat them!
9) You are responsble for your own health.
10) You are responsible for your own belongings.
11) There are no refunds, if you have pre paid a seat and you do not make the bus leaving, we will hold your place for the bus returning.
12) Kat's responsibilities extend to collecting fares and making sure the bus leaves on time.
13) Singing is encouraged, but let's not blow the ear drums and save some for the game.
14) We will try to get you back in time for connecting transport, however we can not accept responsibility for any missed connections.
15) In coming on the bus you agree to both these rules and those of Silverfox coaches.
16) You are the XVIth Warrior, so you are representing The Glasgow Warriors! 
The XVIth